O RLY?

25.2.2008 | 10:30

mbl.is employs robots

Due to an overwhelming lack of reporters who know how to write, mbl.is has begun employing robots to write their stories.

"He was taken with an ambulance to the Landspítali in Reykjavík. The aeroplane was en route from Frankfurt to Chicago. He was taken with an ambulance to the Landspítalinn in Reykjavík. The aeroplane was en route from Frankfurt to Chicago".

The robots have been proven to be less expensive than their human counterparts. However, the news are now less legible than ever.

	Lenti vegna hjartveiks farþega
Ábyrgðarmaður færslu Tilkynna um óviðeigandi tengingu við frétt

Bloggar | Slóð | Facebook | Athugasemdir (2)

18.2.2008 | 23:27

Old School Racism from the 1930s

Vintage stuff is all the rage these days. Kids dig retro junk. You've got your moth-eaten clothes from the Salvation Army, your Bob Dylan music and decrepit, rusty automobiles.

Some kids are more commited than others to celebrate days gone by. Why, some chose to forget decades of progress and go way back. Way, way back.

Some kid had the moxie to form his own little club agains Poles. 700 teens signed upp. "Ding Dang y'all! We gonna git us some Polacks. I aintz got no job or nuthin', but I'z sure aint gonna let no Polack take away money that I be entitled to by contributing nothing to society except my acne. And they be causing trouble and stealing! I comes from a long line of belligerent white trash and I knows what I'm talking about y'all!"

Yes...foreigners are the root of all evil in this country. Gosh darnet, we need xenophobic, pre-pubescent boys to remind us of that!

Bloggar | Slóð | Facebook | Athugasemdir (0)